Skip to main content

The Authors famous spaghetti sauce....

When your book has the blues,  there is something else you can do besides reaching for the booze...

Make the authors famous spaghetti sauce...  Here it goes..

1 lb of hamburger,  brown in a pan,  since the color of sales is dark.
1 lb of sausage,  brown in a pan,  since,  well never mind.
4 cloves of garlic,  because no one is asking for your signature anyways.
a tsp of basil,  as it smells like the pages of a newly sold book.
half a tsp of oregano,  this will cheer you up.
mushrooms,  1 pkg,  chopped finely,  like the white pages of your book tossed in.
one quarter green pepper,  to ease the headaches,  diced.
2 cans of crushed tomatoes,  seeing red with no sales.
1 can of tomato soup,  as it has even salt in it.
1 tsp of tomato paste.
1 small can of heinz juice,  156 ml as you ran out of beer to mix with it anyways.
pepper,  not much salt,  to taste.

But all in a big pot,  half heat boil,  then simmer for an hour.  Why an hour..  To let all the negative criticism of your book float away, and to make sure the herbs mix and share their aroma..

Ohh,  and a dash of thyme... Not too much...

Eat your heart out,  Julia Child!!!  Till then..

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

My Dog has ate a Ferrero Rocher.

I had only went into a store to buy a few Ferrero Rocher packages of chocolates... Then, I went into the next store, not realizing that I left the small, 3 chocolates per package, delicious Rochers in my middle vehicle organizer. On the way back, I did not even notice.

I had got out of my vehicle, and only when I went to search for something on that side, it all came together. The package was torn, with only one individually wrapped Ferro Rocher out of its packaging. She had selected one, and even tore the golden foil paper from the once existing Rocher Chocolate.

I looked over at my Dog. This was a little too much for me to handle. I yelled "Pushkin! You ate one of my Ferrero Rocher!"  Is she the only dog in the world that probably ate a Ferrero Rocher.

Good point in standing, she actually thought the process through. She did not destroy the three chocolates in the package, all in one bite. She used her incisors, exactly as a surgeon would, to take apart the package from t…

Supermarket Guy 5 doing very well.

Have approximately 15 % written on Part 5 so far. It is going really well, but the first few chapters maybe more drama and less action. Relationships come into play as the main characters father and mother first meet. A meeting of the eccentrics, one extreme male dominate character with a woman who takes liberty to the maximum extreme, looking back to the 70's, where we remember the 8 track tape and black and white tv. When smoking was cool. A decade where the men held the dominance in affairs and in the household, and the women usually held the fort at the home. Things have changed for the better through the late 80s and 90s, as a womans place in the world has become much more equal these days, becoming bread winners and with the men sharing allot of the household chores these days in many families. Perhaps Margaret Thatcher paved the way for many women all over the world. Now even governments make sure there is a good number of women in their cabinet in order to govern, and man…