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He has gone Wild Giveaway contest!

This is just an instantaneous, giveaway contest, which can just end at any moment. Just like the 2012 predictions! It just starts, This June 21st tonight. You could win The Supermarket Guy 1 or 2.

I will be giving away a total of 5 Supermarket Guy Books, again! All you have to do, is specify the book you would like to put on your mantle piece. Part 1 or Part 2, then e mail me your mailing address so I can send you  the free signed book at

This is an International contest, so e mail me now, while you still got a chance to win! Once the 5 books are gone, or I fall asleep at the keyboard, i will end the contest then. If you see me advertising on twitter, you still got a chance to win one of the greatest comedy books of all time (My opinion).

# Rules subject to change at any second.

My series are on Amazon, and there is a quick link at the top to preview the first parts, if you need reassuring. Thanks again!


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