My dog sucks at editing.

-
An editor, and editor. My kingdom for an editor!

My dog cannot edit. She slobbered on the keyboard and nearly got electrocuted from her slobber drippings.

I tried a mime for to edit my book. Ok, sad joke.

How about editors without borders. We have all heard for Doctors without borders. Free work. Yep, I am all for it.

Does not look good. And I am cheap too. Especially when my books do not sell...

For now, Part 4 rests. The clock is clicking... Not ticking. Need a new clock.


Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Frisbee an Olympic sport?

-
The International Olympic Committee was hearing deliberations on making "Frisbee" an Olympic sport. International Frisbee champion, nicknamed the human "GPS" for his uncanny ability to catch a Frisbee anywhere within a hundred feet from him when using the toilet, stood on the committee to get Frisbee as a Gold Olympic sport. He stood up and gave an enormous preamble to make Frisbee that great sport that everyone wants it to be: "I catch a Frisbee in my teeth. I can catch it with my feet. I can even catch it between my crutch! Frisbee is the future of the Summer Olympics! That nice little plastic plate is just more than some unidentified flying object that some just had placed on You Tube to make a few ten hits.... No, Frisbee is a great hat. It is a great plate, when you are lost a thousand miles in the woods. It is great when you got a little smiley face on it, and it refuses to get sad when you are down and out on drugs!". He slammed his fist on t...
Read more

He has gone Wild Giveaway contest!

-
This is just an instantaneous, giveaway contest, which can just end at any moment. Just like the 2012 predictions! It just starts, This June 21st tonight. You could win The Supermarket Guy 1 or 2 . I will be giving away a total of 5 Supermarket Guy Books, again! All you have to do, is specify the book you would like to put on your mantle piece. Part 1 or Part 2, then e mail me your mailing address so I can send you  the free signed book at This is an International contest, so e mail me now, while you still got a chance to win! Once the 5 books are gone, or I fall asleep at the keyboard, i will end the contest then. If you see me advertising on twitter, you still got a chance to win one of the greatest comedy books of all time (My opinion). # Rules subject to change at any second. http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=Daren+Doucet My series are on Amazon, and there is a quick link at the top to preview the first parts, if...
Read more

A website where you can play a game to win your stuff!

-
I was just checking this out a little while ago.  A website where you play games, to win points, in order to win free stuff. Like books, I pads, and other stuff. it is at   www.freado.com I will go check that site out, to see what it is all about. 5000 points for some books. Hopefully they got some Pac Man games, that is the only games I am good at, with that old Atari 26oo... The good ole days.. Till then..
Read more