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Will get back to Penguin Man, but, for now, just a little spiel on the book news...

Recently just recieved a 4 on 5 star rating and review,  and another 5 star on 5 star review just the other day.

This pushes Part 3 with an average star rating of 4.2 stars on 5,  from Goodreads readers, so far...

Thanks to the readers, and try to remember to never drink beer while driving your shopping cart in between the aisles of pineapple pork and sugar glazed donut... That is where the bad cops and wannabee police pimps hang out! Maybe out there somewhere at the Bargain Way, in a land not so far away, a cart driving inspector with a badge, a guy named Dilley- may haul you over to frisk you for your booze.. And confiscate it... Try to play spin the bottle with you... Run, run as far as your legs will take you! Hide behind Harold Wannapus, The Supermarket Guy! He will save you, as Dilley will not pour the booze out, not on the floor through a small little drain... He will just slug it down in the warehouse in a successful attempt to warp his brain...


Comments

Allyn Stotz said…
Ok, I'll never drink beer while driving a shopping cart... I'll drink wine instead!
Allyn Stotz said…
Ok, ok, I'll never drink beer while driving a shopping cart! I'll drink wine instead.

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