What? Penguin Man has to save the world? Why can't he just twiddle his thumbs?
Paulifios then picked up a weary Janito, and waddled at a super fast speed to the shore. There, he dropped Janito on a huge slab of washed up ice, that was lunged on the shore by violent torrents. He was lost, but somehow felt confident. His new powers also gave him a new pysch of fearlessness.
Clouds quickly hid the sun setting over the horizon, as Paulifio could not see any ships nearby with his super penguin vision. Janito fell asleep, as all of the action she observed today overwhelmed her state of indifference. Then, a penguin surfaced from the cold frigid waters, and jumped on a broken sheet of ice in the middle of the cove. Paulifio began to waddle a few feet back from the shore to safety.
"Paulifio! There is a reason why you got those super penguin powers! You need to save the world from a new threat. A threat never seen before from human kind. What will happen when all the homes in the USA, Europe, and Canada when the good people are unable to enter their homes to watch Flipper on sting ray DVD, look at their posters of "Free Willey", or even enjoy an evening with their gold fish!".
Paulifio pinched himself again, to be sure this was no longer a dream "Listen, I tell you Mr. Penguin, that people do not idolize fish like you do here! Who cares if people cannot fantasize over their fish heroes? I know I too cried at "The Coquettish Cod who dreamed of a Nibbling Trout", as their families never accepted the other side... But barriers can be broken! Listen, I will just sit here and twiddle my thumbs until you tell me how to get back to civilization!"
The Penguin then looked in all seriousness at his new prodigy "No, listen to me and you better stop twiddling your thumbs before you make me dizzy. You are too fast now, too powerful, to do that sort of thing. The evil Penguino, my nemesis, has a plan to plug all of the sewers in the developing world.. By using his elite army of blow fish, he intends to lead them up into every pipe that spews out liquid crud... By doing so, no human will be able to stay in their homes.. They will not work, not get any sleep, and probably be less productive... Thus, the stock market will collapse... And the developing world, will stink! You need to stop the evil Penguino, and his army of blow fish before it is too late! Or the world may succumb to floating toilet bowl turds!"
Paulifio sighed and nodded his head, as he looked at a sleeping Janito "Fine. Now how do I find the evil Penguino, and where is his army?"
The penguin then added "Remember, you can swim at speeds upwards to a thousand nautical miles per hour.. And come up for air every 3 hours... Just like Penguino, who had swallowed the same 'sacred' sewer eating fish as you! Jump in the water, and head towards the Atlantic near Cuba, immediately! There, under the water, you will see a huge swarm of blow fish.. Ready to jump into the septic lines of the nations! And to bring the developing world to its knees!"
Paulifio then nodded, and placed Janito on his shoulders. He swam like a true jet boat, creating an enormous wave wherever he swam. He pushed with his feet at super kicking speed, with Janito hanging on for dear life. He could not plunge under water, as he nearly drowned Janito on his first dive off of Antarctica, so he swam above water. Huge ships, military boats, rocked in the humongous waves he had just created. He even tried peeing under water, but he accidently hit a white shark and knocked him unconscious. He performed CPR on the 30 foot shark as it floated on the waters surface, as Janito tried to wag its tail in order to get some movement back. The shark revived, and Paulifio hauled out one of its jagged razor tooth as he could see with his penguin vision that he had a cavity.
"Good, now you are alright, little fella", as Paulifio grabbed the big fishes tail and threw him a half a mile from where he bobbed in the ocean. Janito watched as the shark flew a few hundred feet in the air. Paulifio dropped the shark tooth in her right hand "Take that in case you need a few replacements.. I can make a few teeth out of that one... Would you like a few vampire ones?"
Janito smiled and said "No, I will make a necklace out of this one, Paulifio... We better continue to Argentina, there we can rest and get supplies for our voyage"