Grandpa Wannapus vs. Grandpa Acadou
The nurse and event coordinator hauled the two men up into their respective wheel chairs. She spoke harsh to them "Now, behave gentleman and no trying to poison or cut propane lines in an attempt to kill one another today, please. Enjoy the kaoroke, and please sing about how much you love the other one!"
Grandpa Wannapus growled but then swallowed his spit "Ok, I will sing a lovely song about my polident stealing resident over there"
Grandpa Acadou yelled back "I will sing a lovely song about my neighbor there who glued his large toe nail brown fungus clippings to my front teeth falsies"
To be continued....