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Harold Wannapus the Billionaire Supermarket Mogul and the Presidential debates.

CNO Larry Pookohoon asked the first question to Donald Trump "Ok, the wall. Who is going to pay for it? You say Mexico? Do they got enough cement in Mexico to do the job?"

Donald Trump responded "Yes, we will build a wall on the boarder between Mexico and US!"

Hillary Clinton answered "Who needs a wall, lets build a friendship between Mexico and the US!"

Harold Wannapus pondered but then answered after the reporter Pookohoon shooted in his microphone "Mr. Wannapus, who is going to pay for the wall?"

The months and months of campaigning took a toll on the dubinair billionaire. He fluttered his eyes and could only think of peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwiches. All the money he spent on the trail, his personal cash, to try to defeat the stalwarts of the Democrat and Republican parties...

He woke up and hit his head on the microphone on his podium "Uh. Oh. Ok. Yep, Well A wall, very dangerous they could fall and break a bone when catapulting across it or they could run into it in the dark and bump their head. What if it ruins the scenery in a high end Mexican condo zonage? You know, I say we build a helicopter pad center, and lift them off to our northern boarder to Iceland. There, they can learn the beautiful Icelandic ways on how to care for there Volcanoes and fish cod all season long. And, a healthy diet of cod liver oil is good for their joints and the least known little secret into making a great burrito... Those hula girls will be so happy to see them come over to their land on those sandy beachers! So, vote for Wannapus this election!"

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