Then, to move all of that dirt, so that you make it disappear like Chris Crissangel.. Yeah, soon everybody asks, "where did it go? Yeah, where did it go, did you move all that stuff?" And I reply, "It is hard to believe that you work like a dog, and move 20 tonnes of earth and spread it to make something you got to cut every 5 or 7 days. I think I need another beer, as next year I will be cutting even more grass".
I am strongly beginning to think it is much better just to pave your entire yard...Ohhh, if were not for the wife.. Till then..