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Dog Ear Package arrives by mail!
Today, I received my 30 posters, 250 post cards, and my 2000 business cards. All nicely done, with a picture of my book on the front and some information on the back. It cost me 40 dollars duty, on the Canadian side! It put it against the bad news, that my dehumidifier broke down. I sent it for repair, as the warranty is around 5 years... It says on the box, against parts and labor, but at the office they said I may have to pay for the labor. Looks like I may be in for a good argument.
Then comes the question: What in the bloody blazes am I going to do with two thousand business cards??? Till then...
I had only went into a store to buy a few Ferrero Rocher packages of chocolates... Then, I went into the next store, not realizing that I left the small, 3 chocolates per package, delicious Rochers in my middle vehicle organizer. On the way back, I did not even notice.
I had got out of my vehicle, and only when I went to search for something on that side, it all came together. The package was torn, with only one individually wrapped Ferro Rocher out of its packaging. She had selected one, and even tore the golden foil paper from the once existing Rocher Chocolate.
I looked over at my Dog. This was a little too much for me to handle. I yelled "Pushkin! You ate one of my Ferrero Rocher!" Is she the only dog in the world that probably ate a Ferrero Rocher.
Good point in standing, she actually thought the process through. She did not destroy the three chocolates in the package, all in one bite. She used her incisors, exactly as a surgeon would, to take apart the package from t…